Tag: idiology
member name: arlene (no shame in my game) w.
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February 10, 2007 01:29 PM EST --
Did you by some of those little candy hearts this year? Well, what does yours say? Mine say's
"Be mine."
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April 15, 2007 12:31 AM EDT --
I wish for a fish in my dish,
for my lunch, that I can munch
I wish for tea in my glass,
so that I can pee and wipe my a**.
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February 12, 2007 12:41 PM EST --
ONE HINT AT A TIME!
1. I keep things in place.
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February 13, 2007 12:10 PM EST --
I face the world
Provident of senescence
With this perpetual endeavor
My hands ne’er grow weary
What am I?
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May 07, 2007 10:34 AM EDT --
Blue-black cool winds rush
Deafening crash, blinding flash
Gentle cleansing splash
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April 15, 2007 03:10 PM EDT --
If you need a penny, take one, if you have a penny, leave one.(A convenience store clerk somewhere in the US, sometime in the 20th century).
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April 16, 2007 10:35 AM EDT --
Are we there yet?(Every kid in the US in the 19th, 20th and 21st century)
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April 28, 2007 08:41 PM EDT --
I had some noodle salad for lunch today. I have tried at least thirty different variations of noodle salad in my lifetime. I used to call it pasta salad until I heard Jack Nicholson call it . . .
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April 15, 2007 11:08 AM EDT --
Every weekend when I am off, I seem to have this terrible habit of snacking all day. I told myself yesterday that I am not going to do that. Then I went straight to kitchen and got myself some . . .
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February 11, 2007 04:28 PM EST --
A man walked into a bar, sat down, pulled out a tiny little piano and placed it on the bar. He then pulled a tiny little man out of his pocket and sat him down at the tiny, little piano. The . . .
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